Why, it's great to see you again Penelope! Tell me more about the suitors and the other struggles that you have faced.
Odysseus you're back! I have been through so much, the suitors have kept bothering me! I have missed you for years now!
Everything has just been so lonely for me and nobody seemed to appreciate me as I am, those suitors kept competing for my possession. Only my maids were there to support me. Odysseus, please help me!
Well I know something to help you. How about we go for a walk outside together so you can forget about the terrible time you had without me, as I'm back now. Come on, let's go! :)
Thank you so much Odysseus! Yes, let us go for a stroll.
Wow I feel so much better about myself now! I'm glad all that pestering by the suitors is over. Thanks Odysseus!
You're welcome, Penelope.
And so Penelope and Odysseus continued to live happily ever after.