No need for that. Why don't we just get you into the shade where it's not so hot.
No. I don't think I will, especially once you know the second thing about me. I'm armed.
I don't find it hot myself. But my guess is you do. You're sweating like a high-wire walker in a typhoon.
please don't let my pert little figure fool you. I wasn't born yesterday. I know a scam when I see one. You cozying up to lonely geezers just before they kick the bucket, then hightailing it with their money? That the deal? Maybe even helping them on their way a bit?
It's not a racket. Honest.
ok enough of the charade, boys. What's your racket
No. Its nothing like that. That's now why we're here. I'll show you.
Okay. But Ive got my sights trained on your son, here-if he is your son. Try anything funny and hes the first to go.
I was just getting my wallet. That's all. I just wanted to show you my business card
Hands in the air, fella! I warned you, buster I'm armed.
See? That's us.
Almost Family Surrogate Agency. What the hell is this?
We arent. Were a legitimate business. Our Chamber of Commerce certification number is at the bottom
Cute. So you're related. Doesn't mean your not criminals.
We provide substitute relatives for all manner of engagements: weddings, funerals, corporate functions, or simple companionship. Our employees' discretion and warm personal demean-
I'll have you know we provide a valuable service-
None of our clients are in any way-
I'm right. Oh, lord leaping. Now I've heard everything. And here i took you for scam artists. This ain't a scam, it's just a hare-brained scheme
Well, we prefer to-
What? Tell me your kidding. Rent-a-relative?
Is that what this is? Some pathetic schmuck pays you to pretend to be family?
Fake families? Right. So who`s the genius running this business empire? William Redden? That you?
It is! I knew I`d seen you before
Good golly. Not the William Redden? Will Reden? from up to no good?