In my life, I get whatever I want whenever I want! More bacon please!
I'm the boss around here. I'm pretty much a god. You! Peasant! Lift with your legs or you'll be sorry!
Here are positive/negative aspects of my life! Positive: I'm the ruler of everything! Neg: There isn’t much time to make friends, and spend time with family.
After a meeting with the general of the armies and bossing people around, it's time for dinner! Every night I eat a huge dinner, and sometimes I share if I'm feeling nice.
Well, after spending the day with me, how do you like it? I am the king and I get whatever I want! There's work, but not much. I get to do whatever I want, and help the nobles (my family). Well that’s all! Good night!