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Capitalism Has No Flaws
Updated: 9/21/2020
Capitalism Has No Flaws
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Storyboard Description

At the beginning of the story, there is a mass expansion to the economy. So much so that the protagonist can buy a vehicle. The economy continues to rise, eventually hitting the peak after the main character bought the mansion. However, this peak sends the economy into a recessing decline, where Timmy and the protagonist must move out of their home. The economy falls to the degree of the protagonist selling his kid for a really cool pencil. After hearing the news that the economy is rising again, the protagonist celebrates at a modern facility with strobe lights. The economy eventually rises again, allowing for the protagonist to purchase his son back and go to a decent mall.

Storyboard Text

  • Thanks for the transaction, broski. Here is your 1992 Toyota Paseo.
  • Wow! Thanks to a good government and a lack of problems the United States actually cares about, the current economy has allowed me to purchase a vehicle!
  • Wow Timmy! The balcony to this mansion is great! Too bad this is as good as it will get. Prepare for recession!
  • Well Timmy, we are now bankrupt. It's alright, it could always hit a trough and get better!
  • Sir, you haven't paid your taxes for three years.
  • I have sold my son. I got this really cool pencil in return, though.
  • Wow! We hit the trough! The economy is rising again! Time to party and not use my money wisely!
  • Wow! The economy has risen to the point where I can finally buy my son back AND go to the mall!
  • Dad, that was kind of sus.
  • The End
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