Hey! My name's Claire and I'm thinking about joining LBJ's colorguard. Where do I sign up and when are the practices?
Woah, woah woah. Nice to meet you Claire, but first of all, you've got to be initiated. And being initiated means we're going to take you to a place that's very special to us. It's called colorguard hell. These are some prime examples of what NOT to do. Ever.
Welcome to the first circle of hell, or as I call it, the circle where you get punished for doing a poor job on your makeup in your past life.
Umm, who is that girl with the ugly blue eyeshadow crying in the corner?
That's Bella. In her past life, she did a sucky job of makeup. Look where she's at now.
AAAH! Now I gotta live in eternity with this makeup!