We don't want to play Jazzercise. We wan't to play basketball.
WHAT WAS THAT?
The school's a fitness zone, and basketball is a much better exercise than Jazzercise. So if you want us to stay fit, you need to let us play basketball.
Surrre. I'll be happy to let you play basketball. If you do something for me.
Uh, okay. Like what?
Nothing too difficult. All you need to do is make one basket. Just one. FROM MID-COURT. BACKWARDS. WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED! That sounds fair, don't you think? If you miss, you'll be jazzercising for a month.