we need to leave as soon as possible, pack up only the most important things.
what the heck dad I like this rock!
The U.S. is in a bad place right now son. too many of those hippy dippy city folk are buying things using credit and it's taking out loans they can't pay. Our banks are running out of money!
Oh no! Can we get a gg in the chat for America's economy.
That's not even the worst of it! This dag gum dust bowl is killing all our crops, not that it matters because nobody wants to buy them anyway!
One of my friends in school told me that the stock market used giga impact, is that true?
i'm afraid that's true. this is why we need to leave. we simply don't have enough money to support the family anymore. we need to leave for California before these dust clouds go sicko mode on all of our crops.
Ok pa, i'll go pack my stuff.
Make it fast, that dust cloud is supposed to be here from 3-6.
3-6? That's LeBron James' record in the finals haha!