On today’s show we will have a soliloquy by Brisa Robles and perhaps some comic relief and our usual satire, "Protesting News" and of course some puns by our one and only Kimmy Jimmel!
Now Brisa with her symbolic soliloquy...
The rock seems to get bigger and heavier every time i ignore it, slowly dragging me down stunting me from my growth. Oh what can i do to get it out??
Thank You Brisa for that i used to feel the same way. But moving foward we have some comic relief with "Donald Trump"....
All these immigrants are causing trouble we need to build this wall ASAP!
NUNCA!!! America has SOO much to offer with SOO little racism. You can't keep us from stealing your jobs!
lol i don't know how i'm supposed to sit on these chairs. But anyway can we give our "Donald Trump" and Juan a round of applause please.
Anyway on tonight's "Protesting News" we will be discussing the effects of artificially flavored juices. Like c'mon why would the people even consider making these or even drinking them. Its so unhealthy like these kids out here thinking they're drinking real juice when they're not. Like seriously can we stop??
WOW! These imaginary eggs are EGGcelent, they're EGGxactly what i wanted. They're so EGGquisite!!
Im just here to say that your puns are lame but i guess you at least have good prose.
An that's all folks we hope that you guys don't get the wrong interpretation with our "Donald Trump" segment its all jokes. But anyway Goodnight!