One day there was a male god name Lil and a female god name Pump. They really loved each other.
Pump really wanted a baby and tries to convince Lil to make a baby. Lil rejects Pump's offer so she decides to make one herself.
Pump threw a corn in the water and a baby appeared. Pump named it after his parents, so his name is Lil Pump.
Lil Pump Was a straight A student and formed a gang called the Lego Gang.
Lil Pump was so smart that he got a scholarship to Harvard to study the history of weird hair styles. Lil pump wanted to go to Harvard but he realized that he need to save the rap game. People like Kanye and Jay - Z ruined it.
Lil Pump became a huge Rapper and also runs the lego gang.