Hillary Clinton has just been Inaugurated as the 45th President of the United States of America. Her husband, the former President Bill Clinton, stands to the right, while Supreme Court Justice Timothy Smalls swears her into Office.
As President of this great Nation, I promise to fortify the Federal Government and we will unflinchingly compensate both other countries and aliens that we have neglected to give aid to.
Within the first twenty-four hours of her Presidency, Clinton gives a terse speech to the United Nations via telephone.
You are very comely. Let us go help the new Immigrants so they do not become dissolute.
You silly dog! You have a mediocre sense of play!
Are you tantalizing me?
President Clinton has now adjourned to the front lawn to play with her dog. He fetches his chew toy, which of course, is sullied because he has chewed it.