Intro: This is Doug Nugget, an incredibly powerful super hero who has a secret identity. During the workweek, Doug disguises himself as a tough dock-worker who hates his cruddy job and enjoys punk rock.
Lyin' around all day. Who do you think you are, cat?!
Severe Flaw: After a long day at the docks, Doug often takes out his excess frustrations on his cat, Pearl.
Redeeming Trait: But Doug has a soft side too. He cherishes the institution of marriage with all of his heart.
Who is that guy?
Ideological Conflict: Unfortunately for Doug, the society that he lived in was composed of degenerates who despised the concept of true love. Couples were routinely attacked in public places and the law did not protect them.
Drastic Measures: Enough was enough. Doug could no longer sit Idly by while the romantics of the world were under attack. He released all of his explosive energy in an effort to defeat the evildoers of his society.
Epic Fail: Sadly, in attempting to save the world, Doug accidentally turned it into a smoldering wasteland. Looking out upon the ashen sea, Doug realized that he had created a world in which the remnants of humanity would struggle to fight off perpetual disease, starvation, and war - a world in which love could never truly prosper.