Hello,my name is Tyrone, and today I will tell you the story of how I impregnated Linda.
Entrance of Vagina
Magical Ladder of The Cervix
Tyrone and Linda have wanted a baby for a long time, so they finally decided to try for one, Linda wants a girl, but Tyrone wants a boy. The sperm decides what gender the baby will become
Defenders of the Uterus
You will never pass us alive!
When my sperm first entered the vagina, 99.9% of it died in the raging acids that protect the vagina from invading cells.
Magical Tube of Fun
I made it! AHHHH
When a few of my lucky sperm cleared the vagina, they got to the most complex maze ever constructed, the cervix! Many more sperm were lost in the maze, or crushed to death inside the cervix.
This is my baby Andrew! A combination of me and Linda's DNA and genetic information
When the cervix is cleared by a few lucky sperm, they enter the uterus, a large, open plain for sperm, it all seems peaceful, until the white blood cells, or the linebackers of the vagina, attack! Very few sperm survive this ordeal.
When the sperm finally make it to the fallopian tube, they can rest for a while, they are safe for now, and nourished by their surroundings, but they are about to embark on the biggest race of their life, toward the egg! When the egg and the sperm collide, the sperms head, which carries the father's genetic information, explodes in the egg!
We're SOOOO tired!
The sperm that collided with the egg was an X chromosome carrying cell, which made the baby a boy. Once the egg was fertilized, it was implanted inide of Linda's uterus, where it was housed and grew for 9 months!