Jesus in my bathroom????!!!!!!

Updated: 5/19/2020
Jesus in my bathroom????!!!!!!

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Jesus???? In my bathroom?????????

Storyboard Text

  • Jesus of Nazareth! What are you doing in my bathroom?
  • It is I, the son of God.
  • Well, could you please leave so that I can use the toilet?
  • Assertive
  • Apologies, but I must refuse. This bathroom is far too important to the Holy Land.
  • Okay, I understand your argument. How about a compromise?
  • Yes, I suppose we both need this bathroom for something.
  • What is your offer?
  • Understanding
  • How about you look away while I do my business, so that you don't have to leave?
  • The eye of God sees all. I am sorry, but something else will have to do.
  • Okay, that makes sense.
  • I could leave the room for a short while to let you defecate in peace. Is that enough?
  • Yes, it is. Thank you very much, Jesus.
  • Then I shall return in ten minutes to reclain the holy land.