"This is Connection land, where we live without data rates"
Android land is being controlled by the two headed beast known as Expensive who makes sure that all phones here pay data rates
Phones from all around Android land have heard the great stories of the one they call Router. He is the only one that can defeat the Great Two Headed Beast. So two phones travel to Connection Land to explain their story so they too can live like them and not pay the awful rates.
So when the two phones from Android Land arrive to Router's palace he begins to explain why he is the greatest and the only one that can save their phones.
"Yes, it is true that I have mastered Wi-Fi and enabled my land to live without fees, I am able to connect as many phones as I please to my great Wi-Fi power."
Router and his beloved ipod "talk" things over before his epic departure.
So Router and the two phones set out to Apple Land to conquer Expensive, the two headed beast. It took two days and two nights to arrive.