Long ago and far away in ancient Greece, lived a man named named Demitrius who was married to a woman named Hemera
I am divorcing you and taking you back to your father!
I hope I can get the dowry money back...
You know what?! If I had had a choice, I would leave you!
Later that day at Hemera's father's house
Good luck getting married again because you won't!
The Homeric Hymn to Aphrodite
The rest of the village won't believe this one!
Oh no what did, I do?! I just slept with a mortal!!
I think you forgot your place in society. Women are expected to marry men, have kids and keep out of their husbands way. If a man cheats, just accept it, there is no reason for a divorce. I mean just look at Zeus! He cheated on Hera many times, like look at Aeschylus' Prometheus Bound.
Aeschylus' Prometheus Bound.
What woman? This here is a cow! I wasn't seducing it, and if I was so what?!