Yeah Lincoln, more like Stinklon! The worst president this country has seen. He's so violent.
Right he's such an idiot! I don't understand this whole war thing, like peace and love man! The Civil War needs to be put to an end!
Alright this one is you my good sir, I will see you tomorrow for the burning of the library. It will be the last time they arrest Clement!
Martha how could you! We are getting so much money from the Confederates and now I will finally have my own newspaper company! This is great!
I hate you John! I am so foolish for procreating with you! You preach about pacifism but bought another slave! You're disgusting!
I can't believe she made me sleep in the outhouse. It's so cold. But is she right? Am I a hypocrite? Oh no no no don't be silly John, women know nothing. Just one night and then I will go burn the library.
LET'S BURN IT BABY!
Excuse me gentlemen, you are all being exiled to the confederate states, where you will be imprisoned- per President Abraham Lincoln, come with me or I will shoot you. I don't need any funny business here, especially John you sneaky little swine.
YOU WERE RIGHT MARTHA! WAAAAAAAAH. MARTHA HELP ME! I'M SUCH A SNAKE!