Bruce Bog-trotter and the chocolate cake

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By Sasha T. and Lucy R.

Miss Trunchbull called a assembly and accused Bruce Bogtrotter of stealing her cake.
I.....I.. di..didn't eat yo...your cake.
BRUCE BOGTROTTER! YOU ATE MY PERSONAL CAKE! YOU'RE A BRIGAND, A THIEF, A PIRATE AND A CROOK!
The cook brings in the chocolate cake for Bruce to eat.
Y..yes I..I..li..liked..it v..very mu..much
Did you like my cake? Well, Cookie here made some more for you.
Bruce wants to take the chocolate cake home because he fears it might be poisonous.
Can I take it home?
YOU WANTED CAKE, YOU ATE CAKE AND NOW YOU HAVE CAKE! NOW EAT IT!
Miss Trunchbull says he has to eat it all here and now.
Bruce has nearly finished the cake and he burps.
HE'S GONNA BLOW!!!
Nearly finished...
Ha Haa Haa.
BURP!!!
Silence!!!
Bruce finishes the cake, people are cheering and the Trunchbull is shocked.
GO BRUCCIE!!!!!
Go Bruccie! You deserve a gold medal! YAY!!!!
HOW?!?!?
The Trunchbull smashes the giant plate on his head but he is as solid as a sack of cement.
SMASH!!!
GO TO BLAZES!!!!