A man is going to Guam and he is directed to a bed and breakfast, but he is stopped when he finds one right in front of him. Out of curiosity he rings the doorbell, which the lady instantly answer. She gives him a tour of his room and he notices the book with names in it. He drinks tea and thinks about the people in the book. Eventually he figures it out but is tired because the land lady slipped something into his drink. He falls asleep and she skins him like she skinned all of her other visitors.
I'm going to Guam, could you help me?
Go to the b and b, bed and breakfast, you can't miss it.