"Freak gives me another thump and I cough up this yucky mess,but i'm still laughing so hard my nose is running."
Freak the Mighty
"So maybe he wasn't all that fierce in daycare, except i'm pretty sure he did hit a kid with his crutch once, whacked the little brat pretty good.And for some reason little kicker never got around to kicking little freak."
"THEN DIE, EARTHLING DIE!"
"And before I can decide whether or not to tell him my name, because by now I recognize him as the weird little robot kid from day care and maybe he remembers me as kicker,before I can say a word he pulls the trigger on that crutch and makes a weapon noise, and he goes
"He's kind of trembly up there until he grabs hold of my hair to steady himself,and the first really big rocket whams off, a humongous thud! I can feel my stomach, and I know it's okay, he's not flipped out because I picked him up and put him on my shoulders like he was a little kid instead of possibly the smartest human being in the whole world."
"REGURGITATE,YOU BIG MORON!"
"EXPEL THE OBJECT!"
"Were Freak the Mighty, thats who we are. We're nine feet tall, in case you havent noticed."
"Freak is still holding tight to my shoulders and when they ask him for his name he says..."