A kid named Dum jordan lost a sister when he was really,really young.She died by seeing something dum and weird.So,he decided to be really dum.Dum Jordan is going to go avenge his sister.He thinks he is goinng to die.
When he enters the cave that scientists think his sister saw the dum and weird monster.When he entered the cave he felt a chill go up his spine.Out of knowhere,the dum,weird monster jumped out infront of him faceing the wroung way.Dum Jordon was confused and freaked out.
The monster turned around and said blagh bl blagh.Dum jordon said,I do not speak blagh bl blagh.Dum Jordon slaps the dum weird monster about 100000000000000000000000 many times.Then he pulled out a chainsaw.Then he pulled out a axe and hit him 20 times.Then,he pulled out a minigunand shot him for 200 seconds.Then brought him home and said mom,I brought dinner.
I WILL RETURN
They ate the dum and weird monster for super.Then for breakfast.It lasted them about 20 years of food.It was very big.It was also delicous.
It turns out,Dum jordon kinda felt bad for the monster.NOT,I have no regrets.Even the chainsaw part when he cut him to shreds.