I'm going to move the bed to the middle of the room.
The narrator went to spend the hunting season with some friends in a house in Picardy. His friends enjoyed practical jokes.
When the narrator arrived they gave him a princely reception, which made him suspect his friends. During dinner he suspected even more because his friend's laughter was exaggerated
It was time to sleep The narrator looked around the whole room because he suspect that his friends are looking a him but he saw nothing in the room. The narrator put the bed in the middle of the room.
I Played my self
He was in a deep sleep, but something wakes him up, a heavy body falling right on top of him. He realized that the valet who bring the morning cup of tea tripped over my bed and fell on his stomach.
His friends were running into the apartment and they found that the valet had tripped over the character bed that was in the middle of the floor, and fallen on his stomach spilling his breakfast over my face.
At the end he played a joke on himself. They all laughed that day.