Once upon a time there were three pigs who were brothers. They hated living with each other due to their differences and moved out into three different houses. The herbivore moved into a straw house, the omnivore into a wood house, and the carnivore into a brick house.
i hate u
One day a wolf came along and huffed and puffed the straw house down. Since it was rainy that day, his house was already weak, and fell over immeditely. It decomposed into the ground overnight, along with the pig's remains.
The wolf then moved on and huffed and puffed the wood house down. This pig's house was weak because of logging in the area – he could only use the weak trees, because that was all that was left. In the next town over the humans were having a wooden spoon building contest.
The wolf tried to huff and puff the last house, made of brick, but he couldn’t do it. So he barged in. Predicting this, the pig had put water on his doorstep so the wolf would slip and fall, but he forgot that it would evaporate. “Uh oh,” the pig said
oh wait now he's coming in shoot
Why are you doing this??
I need food for my family, all the trees are gone so there’s no carbon left for me to eat, so I have to get it from animals now