Sodium: the night was dark and rainy. There were rumors of a reactive element on the loose. I walked around in the parking lot Searching for my car, but I couldn't find it. My shoes crunched the pebbles on the blacktop. it sounded as if every step I took someone took one behind me. I turned and there was no one there but in the air there was a putrid smell. It's all in your head, I thought to myself.
Sodium: As I spotted my car, I noticed. a yellow-green figure sitting inside of it. Suddenly the rain stopped and it became so quiet I could hear my valence electrons dance around me. I unlocked the car, and I couldn't help but get closer. I got nearer and nearer and somehow couldn't stop myself
PLEASE DON'T COME CLOSE! I'LL DO ANYTHING.. PLEASE I HAVE A DAUGHTER!