Dear Atticus, I am only writing to you so I could get an ipod from one of my lame-o teachers. I was the only one who even put any effort into my letter to you, so he gave me the ipod anyways! It was supposed to be a competition to see who would write the most letters to any character we wanted, so I picked you, unlike everybody else who picked Harry Potter. I can't wait to talk with you, since my family is pretty messed up.
Letter from "Mom"
Turning 12 is a big thing, it's like becoming a new you. Tell me, how are things? Anyways, don't change too much. Love, Sarah Nelson Mom
Dad is drunk... again. I'm starting to think that the word "drunk" should be one of my trouble words. He's passed out on the couch, a beer in his hand, while I snuck out to spoil myself by buying a new book called "The Valliant Rake" it was my birthday, after all.
French Kiss Victim
This letter was to one of my favorite characters of all time. I've always wanted to be like him, but because my mother is crazy, I'll never get the chance to really chose who I want. Especially since Dad would have a cow.
Casserole Man, Christopher
A letter...from mom... with her name crossed out and signed as "Mom"? This has to be one one of the most suspicious things I've ever witnessed. How does she even remember it's my birthday, and why did she originally sign it as her real name? Also, can she even send letters from the Mental Hospital?
One day, I see this cute guy mowing the lawn for some rich guy in our neighborhood. I can hear him talking in Spanish to his boss. I can hear them all talking in Spanish. I I ask what he's doing but he just looks confused and continues working. He has no idea what I'm saying. "I've never been french kissed." I tell him, and run off to Charlette's house.
I tell Charlett my little encounter with the boy and I even tell her about my french-kiss secret. She promises that what happens in here, stays in here. Later that day some man walks in the house and Charlett kisses him. She introduces me as "Sarah" normal right? He then rpo