On a cold, wintery day, two penguins named Jack and Jill were huddled into a GIANT circle with the other penguins during the storm, trying to keep each other warm. To bypass time, Jill decided to spark up a conversation with Jack.
Jill: Oh My God Jack! So then I told Carla "I'm not getting into your relationship with Paul! If he is not cool with you going out into the ocean for a month to retrieve fish for YOUR sake, then you have to dump him!"
Jack: That's great
Jill: Really Jack? Do you have to be so imperturbable ALL THE TIME?
Jack: No I'm not. It's just that all the stories you tell are not that exciting