On a Friday, when my buddy Sanchez and I got back from getting lunch, we noticed a few new faces at work. There was a sergeant who was telling them the in's and out's of what to do here. That's when I noticed that one of them looked a little sad and grumpy. Personally, I thought it was just because of the fact that Camp Lejeun just sucks in general.
Pick things up and put them down.
During the weekend I got a phone call from a Sgt. giving me a very inspirational reason to make sure all the new guys got a haircut for Monday.
Make sure all of them get a haircut by the end of the weekend because if one doesn't I'll @#$%ing end you.
That Sunday, I went knocking on doors till I got to Cruz's room . This was to make sure they all were good for Monday.
When I got Cruz to answer the door I noticed he hadn't gotten a haircut yet and he tried to shrug me off when I kept asking him if he wanted a ride to get a haircut.
It would be a good a idea brah.
Then Davis was walking by and greeted me. Which apparently freaked out Cruz because he didn't know I was a Corporal and started to go at parade rest.
Stop going at parade rest your making me uncomfortable.
When we started going to the barber shop it was when I started to learn about his crappy girlfriend.
I just gave all my money to my girlfriend and I was wondering if I could borrow some from you.