The river is a lot colder this time, and soon I start to get heavier and heavier. Soon I am completely frozen. Yay! Something new! I'm a glacier! I start exploring. I like this place! I like it a lot better than the river, the ocean, and the clouds. Actually, anything might better than the clouds.
Before I know it, I'm melting again. This time, instead of evaporating, I soak into the ground and become groundwater. It's really warm down here and packed with many other droplets. This is too crowded for me, and I can't wait until the next stage and possible home.
Suddenly I feel like I'm being sucked into a huge vacuum above my head. I'm pulled upward, and I'm so glad to be leaving the ground, but I don't know where I'm going. Soon I'll find out. When I stop moving, I look around and see green everywhere. Where am I? I run through all of the possible stages. I'm in the plant stage! It's beautifully green here, but once again I'm feeling claustrophobic.
After a few minutes of calm, the plant is wrenched from the soil, and I'm thrown around. I quickly realize that I'm in the animal stage. Gross! I don't want to be eaten! Despite my efforts, I can't escape, and I wait eagerly until the next stage.
I finally exit the animal's body. I can easily realize where I am next. The soil. I'm so glad! It's so spacious down here, and the other drops are super nice. I decide. I'll live here!
Now I have a home, friends, and somewhere I belong! I'm so glad I set out on this journey!
...and then he fell out of his chair! I couldn't stop laughing!