Hello America, this is Bob Burgandy with Channel 2 news. As many of you know, Juuling has taken over the nation, and boy is it great! The amount of former smokers its been helping is absolutely wonderful! On top of that, its saving people money!
This is Fred on cigarettes
This is Fred on JUUL
Facts are facts people! JUULing is the new wave as these kids say nowadays, so stop smoking those disgusting cigarettes and pick up a JUUL today!
Ladies and gentleman, we, the citizens of america, have a deadly epidemic on our hands. JUULing is causing our youth to adopt nicotine addictions, and is harming them more than imaginable.
Kids lungs are collapsing and people are DYING for f*cks sake! People, WAKE UP! Change is needed now or else there will be no future to protect. This is Bob Burgandy, and this is me asking each parent to watch their kids and for friends to look out and help eachother, we can beat this.