One day, Colbon and Woaphie exit school and discuss their test scores. Colbon believes it is unfair for them to have studied for the same amount of time as other students and still get different scores. Though he is outraged, Woaphie is skeptical.
After school, Colbon and Woaphie go to eat at the purple burrito. Colbon gets up and starts shouting because she had to pay more for extra chips. She should pay the same as Colbon for their food.
As Colbon walks home that evening, he is approached by a big red bull named Bullsith. Communifford grabs Colbon with his paws, and leaps into the clouds above.
Bullsith explains the mysteries of the universe. Explains that there is a use for math, and that is given purpose through communism. He warns that the world will be doomed if comrades do not come together for equality. Missouri is supposed to be the point for revolution and rebirth.
Colbon is warned about the great evil of Megan Freeman, a capitalist who believes that it is okay to exploit the citizens of Missouri through capitalism. Passionately troubled, Combon asks Bullsith what they can do! Bullsith leads him to a castle that appeared out of thin air.
Bullsith leads Colbon inside the castle. Near the fireplace is a magical chocolate bunny. If Colbon eats it, it will grant him the powers of the communist party to save all comrades. Within the span of roughly 72 minutes, Colbon consumes the entire bunny. Upon completion, he has been reborn! No longer is he Colbon, but is now Equality Comrade.