I've got this beautiful apartment, but no one to share it with...
Did you just say that out loud?
Yes Eric, I did. I've become desperate. Neither Grindr nor your sharp tongue can fill the void in my heart.
Well Jeremy I know you're very particular, but I think you're ready My coworkers were talking about an app the other day, and they swear by it. It's basically a combination of Yelp and Match.com for Men Download Fit.