2016 Dear journal, I went to the local market today. I went to the pottery shop. The other marketer looked grumpy. I met two workers named Zed and Kat. They were both kind to me. I asked how much medium sized pots were. They said 7 copper deben.
I said “Ok here.” I gave the the 7 copper deben. I grabbed a pot and was on my way. Then a fight broke out. One of them smashed a pot and a shard of clay flew past my face. I ran to an ally way. It was empty. I opened a portal back to the present. I jump in with the pot. I gave it to some scientists and I was rewarded. I sold it on Ebay. It was a BLUE PENCIL!