(Spanish)Please helppppp!!!!!Look at my stomach!-pokes out nothingness-
(Indians)Don't worry, you'll just have to work for us. After all, we ARE helping you. Now lemme give you some clothes and you can go dive into that water there to get us food with the women.
Hey, look man....I've helped you a lot these past few months. Could I possibly be like the one who trades between bands?
That's actually a good idea... YEAHHH!!!!!! How about youbecome a trader who carries around helpful things?
Just stay still and you should be alright. After all, I'm very professional with a knife and deer bone. I'm gonna give you 2 stitches.
IM GOING HHHOOOOOMMMEEEEEE!!!!! YAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYYAAYAYAY! MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! HIGH FIVE GUYS!
And that, Areebah, is the adventure I had in Texas and came back home.
So you came up with this whole entire story to prove to me time travel is real? You're ridiculous. Why am I wasting my time o-OH MY GOSH I'M GONNA BE LATE FOR TEXAS HISTORY AND MR.GREEN IS GONNA GIVE ME EXTRA HOMEWORK I GOTTA GO.
Why are you late Areebah?
-pants-OMI GOSH MR.GREEN I'M SO SORRY IT WAS JUST THAT CALLED HIMSELF CABEZA DE VACA WAS TRYING TO PROVE TO ME THAT TIME TRAVEL IS REAL. I SWEAR ON MY GRADE THAT I AM NOT LYING. BY THE WAY, SWEET TIE.