(James Bowie) ugh.... i don't think imma be able to lead the volunteers... oh well, they'll die and i won't. after all, im only sick for a bit.*coughs blood* uhh.......?i'm not sure about that, never mind. wait, why am i talking to myself. oh lord, i'm going crazy.
(santa anna) ATTACK!!!
I might eat the taco on my head later.
VIVA SANTA ANNA!!!!
wait, how do i work this thing?oh! *pewpew*
lol i think they're all ded. lolol eksdee they're all ded. wait lets let go of all the women and children lol. mmkay c'mon guys, our work here is done.
lol k kewl baibai.
So you think that you're Antonio López de Santa Anna. lol, that's priceless.
And that's how I lead the Mexican army to victory against Texas, Dr.Ahmed.
Sir, I think you have a serious case of schizophrenia.
No, Dr. Ahmed, I'm completely serious!!! I swear I'm not lyinggg!