You are going to kill yourself you drunk! QUEEN Olivia even agrees with me, she said so yesterday. She also told me that some idiot friend of yours that you brought over the other day could possibly contend as a husband for her.
What friend? Uhh..Sir Andrew Aguecheek?
Yes that is the one.
Why is his height relevant to this conversation Toby?
He is a very tall man.
I bet he is horrible with his wealth! He is a fool who spends his money on nothing but stupid things!
Why is it relevant? Because he has great wealth he makes an annual salary of three thousand ducats!
Dont talk about Andrew like that! He is an amazing man, he speaks fluently in a few languages. He is a gift from nature.
You're right! He is a natural...natural born idiot haha! Other than being a complete fool he is just stubborn. If he wasn't a coward and backed down from fights, he would be dead by now!
Anyone who has said that about my best friend is lying and rude. Who has said these things Maria?
People who say that are the people you get drunk with every night you fool?
The toasts we make while drinking are for my lovely niece Olivia. I will continue to drink until there are no more booze in Illyria and I die. Anyone who refuses to drink to my niece until they die are foolish. Oh hey! Look who it is!