Our furious friends at Marvel educate us on the rights of the child.
...But what are Thanos' thoughts on the matter?
Hi! I'm Steve Rodgers (AKA Captain America, shh!) and I'm going to eductate you on the rights of children...with help from my fellow Avengers!
Thanks, Cap! I'm Tony Stark and Article 1 states that everyone under 18 has these rights! And Article 4 states that the government (and by proxy we Avengers) are responsible for defending these rights! So we've always got your back!
The Sanctum Sanctorum...
Greetings, I am the closest the author could get to Dr Strange without paying money! Article 19 says you have the right to be protected from harm, be it in body or mind! But we're not the only people who can defend you, so can your parents and trusted adults!
On top of a building...
Hey, I'm Dr Bruce Banner, and me and 'the other guy' want you to know that Article 36 gives you the right to be protected from any kind of exploitation! That's all the time I got, 'cause the sun's getting low right now!
You see, human rights are very important, but it's also more important to know the rights that affect you young people too! Thank you and good-
Just a minute!
Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, it is i, Thanos. As a father myself, I see it as my civic duty to tell my children the UN rights of the child and the best ways to exercise these rights, in accorfdance with Article 5. I encourage all reading grown-ups to adopt this maxim.