There once was a man who had no friends that were humans. His only friend was a horse, Sir Hoofs. The man was not very smart so he got held back to 8th grade even though he was 18. He has been in 8th grade for the past 4 years, all of the kids make fun of him because he is old and hairy.
The man, was never a popular guy. He had lots of Fake friends they would always ask him to sit at lunch with them but as soon as he would sit down they would all throw food at his face. Stef a really pretty girl always flirted and lead The man on, so that all her friends would make it seem like he never had a chance with her.
One day The man was getting out of the shower and Samantha was waiting outside the shower waiting to punch him. But before Samantha could hit him The man, with his amazing skills, snatched Samantha's weave "SCORE!" yelled The man.
Mr.Tobious, the principal, was very upset with The Man for doing this to poor little Samantha. But little did the principal know that the only reason The Man snatched Samantha’s wig was because Samantha tried hitting The Man and The Man got scared. The Man tried explaining himself but the principal, being Samantha’s dad, did not care and The Man was suspended.
The Man spent a lot of time thinking about what he did and he realized that he should learn how to hold in his anger by meditation and talking to himself. This was easy for The Man since he already spent a lot of time alone. It was the night before the day The Man was allowed back in school when he made a brilliant plan, a plan to make everybody like him.
The Man tried being nice by decorating the entire school with flowers, but the other students had a different plan. They were going to kill The Man by blowing his head off with a cannon! But the man survived the incident and now, thirty years later he still seeks revenge by haunting every student in the school with his hourse beside him.