Welcome to CORONAWAY™! We sell authentic COVID-19 vaccines, sure to help get that pesky virus out of your body!* Only for $5.99! Hurry, supplies are limited!*Disclaimer: unintended side effects may include death
Hmmm...sales aren't as quite as good as we expected.
Oh, I have some ideas! We can have a sale, advertise, endorse, and remodel our product!
Sales this week: 100Sales last week: 50
Sale, week 1:
CORONAWAY on sale for $3.99!
Sales this week: 150Sales last week: 100
Advertising, week 2:
Sick and value your life? Get CORONAWAY and you might live for $3.99! Scientist approved!
Sales this week: 500Sales last week: 150
Endorsements, week 3:
Hi, I'm Tiger Woods and I approve of CORONAWAY™! It not only cured my whole family of corona, it also fixed my back and brought back all my ex-wives!