I HAVE A COUSIN CHARLIE WHO'S A FEW YEARS OLDER THAN ME. "DON'T BOTHER DATING BEFORE YOU HAVE YOUR DRIVERS LICENSE," HE TOLD ME, LONG BEFORE I EVEN CARED ABOUT SUCH MATTERS, "IT'S TOTALLY LAME."
Wow, this guy is a little strange.
CHARLIE HAD BREATH THAT SMELLED OF OLD RICE, A BRUCE LEE HAIRCUT, AND PARENTS EVEN STRICTOR THAN MY OWN, SO I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS JUST SOUR GRAPES.
His Breath Stinks!
NOW I'M NOT QUITE SO SURE.
Oh! It's about to start!
That was rude!
Yea because they just turned off the lights!
I COULDN'T TELL YOU THE PLOT, ANY OF THE ACTORS' NAMES, OR EVEN THE TITLE, BUT THAT WAS THE BEST MOVIE I EVER SAW. DURING THE FUNNY MOMENTS SHE GIGGLED IN MY EAR. DURING THE DRAMATIC MOMENTS SHE CLUTCHED MY SHOULDER. DURING THE QUIET MOMENTS I LISTENED TO HER BREATH.
Oh no, I really hope that Susan is ok!
Nooo! Ryan, don't leave me!
TWENTY MINUTES BEFORE CREDITS I GOT A JOLT OF CONFIDENCE.