Hold it there, I am here to search your home for your heinous and slanderous writings against the State.
Wa... What are you doing in my house! Do you even have a search warrant?
I do not need one if you are committing crimes against the government.
That is illegal! You cannot arrest me and search my home for writing my beliefs!
Well too bad buddy.
Wait, hold on!
What is it criminal!
The constitution states that what you are doing are against the law. You are violating my rights and civil liberties as an American citizen. Specifically you are violating the first amendment, which is my freedom of press and speech to say whatever I want. You are violating the fourth amendment which is unreasonably searching my home. And ultimately violating amendment fourteen, which is denying my right to speech.
Wait, where did the cop go? Did she flee after I destroyed her with political facts?