So... Mayo, you never told us the story of how you got arrested. We've all told more than a sufice amount of our story. How about you?
Well... there's nothing on my agenda so I guess I could tell you.
Well... it was just an ordinary camping day, except today I was by myself. I had collected a sufficient amount of wood so I made a nice campfire. Because I was alone, I was constantly petrified over every little thing that crossed my mind.
I hope my wife doesn't commit regicide on King Burrito while I'm away.
After a while of relaxing, I started drifting off to sleep. Then suddenly out of nowhere a scary banana popped out of the bushes. It was victorious with taking over my land and scaring me off.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I come to dominate your domicile!
I ran away as far as I could until I reached the lake. Once I calmed down I was captivated by the glimmering lake. I walked towards it and I slipped and fell into the water. I fell at such rapidity that my life flashed before my eyes.
A duck that owned the property then called the cops on me. I was then convicted of the crime of trespassing on the duck's property.