Marshall-Dictatorship
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- Bow down my people for I have taken all the responsibility off your shoulders! You will no longer have to bother with those pesky elections!
- Apples for sale!
- But I don't have any money. Nobody wants to see my shows because they are working!
- I have this expensive chest take it as a recompense for my lack of money
- Hey you! You need to pay your weekly tax
- You better find a way to pay or I will become your new landlord.
- The Swaglands started out as a democracy the people were happy, but then the elected Grand Lord Shplatt. One hour after being sworn in he abolished the parliament only keeping a small advisory cabinet, and started making an entire list of new laws. Splatt had become a dictator. He announced himself the Head of the country and all must bow to him.
- Hello there good sir can I interest you in a hat? Since I am the only hat maker with 100 miles I am your best bet.
- Hats.......$25
- Of course me lad! That's a deal.I haven't had eggs in years since the old chicken farmer got sick.
- Gee Whizz I would love a new hat but I don't have any money! Can I give you these 2 dozen eggs in exchange for a new hat?
- Every day the people of the Swaglands take an oath to defend The Book of Swag Their founders created the religion of Swagginess where they every day must pledge the allegiance to the flag, greet each other by bumping their wrists together, and abide by their policies such as not wearing armor, no swearing, and every person must do their jobs every day.
- Jimmy now that your are 9 years old you will be sent to a boarding school to learn how to defend our great nation. I will see you again when you are 16 and a grown man.
- Every week a group of Tax Goons collects tax that gets used on building large buildings, maintaining the 30 foot tall walls that surround their land, and funding Grand Lord’s many parties.
- Is this a little fast?
- Millie meet your husband, Jim. The wedding is next month. Remember you must get me some grandkids by next year.
- Since all of their physical money was going to the tax goons the townspeople of the Swaglands used bartering as a form of currency.
- Every boy is required to be fully trained in combat before the age of 16. Every citizen is expected to have a weapon at the ready in their home in case a war breaks out. every boy is expected to be fully trained in combat before the age of 16.
- Women have little to no rights in the Swaglands. Under the new laws passed by Grand Lord Shplatt, they are expected to do their assigned job, get pregnant before the age of 19, and married before the age of 24 to try and repopulate the country because of the recent war.
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