So I have heard you both speak, and seen no witnesses of the crime. I rule Madison not guilty, as there was no evidence, and no reason why she would commit this crime that made sense. I'm glad we didn't use appelate Jurisdiction and this didn't go to the court of appeals.
Robert v Madison
Hello, my name is Arthur, and I am the magistrate judge of this court. If you have opinions, keep them to yourselves. This is the district court of Charlotte NC.
Did you rape that man? It has come to our attention through his allegations against you, and we would like to reach a verdict-preferably soon. Would you like to address these charges? And before we continue I would like to thank our US Marshalls, and US attourneys.
I would. I did not rape that man. We were drunk that night, and he came over to me and asked me to dance. I said no, and he got mad and walked away. Later that night he started spreading rumors that I had raped him, and I was thrown out of the party.
Ok Robert. Would you like to speak about what happened that night?
Yes I would. That night, I was assaulted by Madison, because she was mad at me for not dancing with her. I would like for her to get a life sentence or more for her crimes.
Im glad we were able to set a precedent for court proceedings today. If you are a member of the jury, sorry for wasting your time.