Once, back in middle school I was having a discussion with my friend about who was the fastest guy in school (since both of us were faster than the rest)
Ok, sure, but the looser gets to pay the other´s lunch!
I don´t think so...
I bet that I´m the fastest guy in school!
well, lets make a race then!
And so, the race began and we started running.
little did I know, I was running straight into a wall and I smashed my face into it, I blacked out for a few seconds and I fractured my Maxilar bone and had to wear a ridiculous wire in my mouth for the next couple of weeks.
r And thus, we decided to race and we bet to pay for lunch to to be crowned the fastest guy in school
Then i realized that my friend was winning the race and I decided to make my sprint and out run him.
Well, not everything was that bad, I won the race and I got a free meal and the title for the dumbest, yet fastest guy in school.