I'm so tired of this election stuff. Nobody good ever gets elected and our country always ends up in debt. What's the point on voting if i'm just voting for our collapse?!
...And so, my fellow Americans, as your commander-in-chief I implore you, for the betterment of this country and for the sustainment of our great, powerful nation, in tomorrow's federal election, do not vote for the OtherOther party, as they will corrupt...
EMERGENCY ALERT: The Current Party has been putting our amazing country further and further into debt! Tax has never been higher and the unemployment rate is skyrocketing. Join the Other Party at tomorrow's election. Together we can vote this clown out of office and restore honor back to our country and our everlasting nation!
Wow. Just another BS pathetic attempt to trick me into voting for a lost cause. Every damn party has some kind of a silly story. It doesn't matter who I vote for. America will get worse either way. Why does my one measly vote even make a difference?!
... The leader of the Other Party was arrested today after engaging in a violent altercation with a wild goose that effectively led to the death of the animal. He has since been arrested and is now facing charges of animal abuse. The leader of the party announced that the Other Party will remain in the presidential race...
THAT'S IT! I'M GOING TO SLEEP THROUGH THE ENTIRE DAY TOMORROW - RIGHT THROUGH ELECTION DAY! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS COUNTRY'S POLITICAL FAILURES! THERES 326 MILLION PEOPLE IN OUR COUNTRY! THEY CAN ALL VOTE FOR OUR SECOND GREAT DEPRESSION! NO MATTER WHAT I VOTE FOR, I'LL BE CONTRIBUTING TO FUTURE CORRUPTION!
The voting polls have opened and all citizens are encouraged to vote! Every vote counts!