Oh my god! Now that I have moved to a safe location I will check on this guy!
I'm Safety Sally, and I am upset that the lady over there hasn't called the police yet!
You're right Safety Sally! I am going to call the police, and allow them to gather the necessary information. I don't know what I am doing!
The Police arrive. They collect Jennifer and George's story and information.
Predatory Insurance? Yes, hello, my name is Jennifer. I got into a car accident that was absolutely NOT my fault, and I am here to file an insurance claim.
My name is Henry, I am George's insurance agent. He would have been screwed out of thousands of dollars because he was unconscious during the accident, but luckily Jennifer didn't take any pictures, so he is going to get off scot-free. I am also your biological father.