“Whew!!!!! What a day!”, shouted Ralphie the Rock. It was a beautiful sunny day in the great state of california. I was just minding my own business when I felt a slight breeze... it was starting to get dirty. "I hope i dont become like sed and ment." Ralph sniffles
"Well This stinks. I have weathering marks and I got deposited in an ally" said Ralphie. "I traveled halfway across the city because of erosion. Now how will i get back to the beach." grumbles Ralphie. "IM StRaNdEd. HEELLPPPP." cries Ralph.
" I just want to go back to my delta. Now how am I supposed to get ba...'sniff sniff' But i sure do like that Smell."
and this concludes the Epic journey of Ralphie the Rock