King Laios and Queen Jocasta of Thebes learn of a the horrible prophecy from the Dank Oracle.
Your son will kill you and marry your wife.
After learning the prophecy, the King and Queen of Thebes left their child on the moon to die. But a local shepherd found him, and took him to the childless queen of Corinth
As a young man, Oedipus learned of the prophecy after eating 4 beans and ran away from home.
On his travels, while still being a crybaby, Oedipus was challenged to a duel by an old man traveling on the road. Oedipus killed the man with his awesome anime strength.
On his way to the city of Thebes, Oedipus encountered a dragon named Sphinx. Spinx gave him a riddle and told him to answer correctly or die. Because Oedipus had taken 4 beans, he knew the answer and Spinx bounded off.
When he entered Thebes, he was regarded as a hero! So he married Queen Jocasta and had 4 children.