It was a quiet, sunny day in San Ricardo, until Puss stole some ladies dishes. He was a criminal! Later that night, Puss said to Kitty Softpaws and I, that he was going to get magic beans so he could steal the golden goose.
Hello! If you don't know me already, I am Humpty Alexander Dumpty and this is the beginning of the real story of Puss in Boots. Jack and Jill had the magic beans. So Puss found where they were and stole the beans. Jack and Jill chased us, but Puss knocked them out.
Give us the magic beans and no one gets hurt.
We ran, just in case Jack and Jill woke up. Puss accidentally dropped the beans, and as soon as the beans hit the ground a beanstalk grew all the way to the clouds. We climbed the beanstalk and came upon a castle.
Do you think the golden goose is in there?
Inside the castle there were many rooms, but only one room had the golden goose. Once we got to the room with the golden goose, we realized there was a golden gosling. We decided to only take the gosling. The room was full of golden eggs.
I DON"T THINK SO!
These are not my running shoes!
We started started sneaking out of the castle when we heard a raspy voice speaking to us. We ran faster, trying to get down the beanstalk, but he followed us. He captured Kitty SoftPaws and ran. Puss clawed at his eyes nose, ears, and mouth so much the giant pasted out right on the spot. We ran and ran and finally got back to town.
GET IN JAIL!
It is my fault, not theirs!
GIVE US THE GOSLING!
We got back to town, and heard a lot of ohh's and ahh's. Everyone called us criminals because we were not letting anyone touch or see the gosling. We were put in jail, but Puss said that Kitty Softpaws and I were not a part of his plan to get the golden goose. So Kitty Softpaws and I were put out of jail, and thanked Puss dearly each day. Well everyone, thank for listening to the REAL story of Puss in Boots.