Peter keeps getting these letters that were sent to him from a wizard school called Hogwarts but Uncle Kanine and Aunt Petal wont let him read it. Then a Oaf named Robert who works as groundkeeper there is taking him to Hogwarts! Lets see hown this goes.
Uncle Kanine: Harry go get the mail! Verncey: Look dad! Peter has mail!
Uncle Kanine: No more letters!Hehehe Aunt Petal: Yep, no more stupid letters can get through that mail hole now!
Robert: Aren't yu glad I got ya outta that house? Peter: Ya but who are you?...