I am the god of money, and I love animals. This is my palace I bring you too. Come on in to my castle.
I buy really unnecessary things with my money because i just buy what I think is cute. Like all these animals I have.
I grant you the power of having money anytime you want.Even all these disgusting animals you have. You can have money everyday if you wanted too. I really dont care what you do with it or how many times you want it, I just need you to sign